i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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