Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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