I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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