it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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