I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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