why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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