Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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