would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
