Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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