i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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