Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
