So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?