meet me or not, i'm out of control
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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