My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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