i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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