You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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