I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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