I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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