He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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