pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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