i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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