One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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