That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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