We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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