your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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