are you still at the devil's house?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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