we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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