Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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