I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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