I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
