found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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