how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So apparently I’m into choking now
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