Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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