The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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