So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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