In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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