no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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