Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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