Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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