the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
