So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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