She's JV to your varsity
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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