Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i think im in europe. pls send help
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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