hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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