Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she woke up with a sticky ear
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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