I wanna passion pit in your ass
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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