ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
3pm strippers are depressing
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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