My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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