Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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