Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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