My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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