I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
