how hairy? two words: wookie tits
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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