My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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