oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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