yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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