he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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