I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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